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Interview: 1) Huh 2) She said I did what? 3)Should have known not to trust you guys!
The Royal Underwear by Prince presents
Royal Panties in a Bunch. Coming Soon,
1 Miniature Royal Panty on a Hot Sock!
The storefront isn't quite ready, email
peachyprince@gmail.com for more info.
ONE Royal Panty in a Bunch
Flower, with only a touch of catnip, $4
Each handmade item is unique, The Royal Underwear by Prince line is handmade from Vintage sweaters, most of 100% Wool or Cashmere.
One item, no extra catnip is included, but you can add it. Pictures are the actual Style & Color you will receive.
Faux panties/wool rolled up, to look like flowers. Each is individually handmade & unique but
allows a deep enough pocket to refill with catnip after washing & for a kitten to put
their nose into. Double stitched squared wool, hand finished flower for durability.
WHAT IT IS NOT!
This
toy is not designed for humans, but for kittens. After my own kittens
had damaged many mfg toys and homemade designs, this simple idea worked!
Flower
design allows you to put catnip deep in the flower. Drives kittens
wild trying to get their noses into it, as captured on video with my
kittens.
This has been a quest to make them safer toys.
Made from a Vintage 70's sweater, 100% Merino Wool. Machine double stitched wool
sweater squares, that are hand sewn with cotton covered polyester thread, to form
a flower. Tightly bunched, the panty can be filled with catnip as the one in this Video.
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A
Rounded
Toy
allows kittens to knead it while playing. Sweater material allows them to dig their
claws into Royal Underwear & keep them there. Limited design, (No eyes, arms, feathers, or tail) is for the safety of the kittens, but this is also good for cats.
Princess and Prince cat alike tested them and have shown their approval by constant play. Video of Kitten playing with "A Panty in a Bunch" that was sewn onto a Faux Fur bed the Prince gifted to a needy kitten. (Prince said, "Ya, they all need me baby")
CATNIP & CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Wildly popular with kittens when laced with organic catnip. Comes without catnip or only a touch of catnip- you can add more, not all cats like catnip!
PreShrunk after bunching to ensure it will keep a flower shape. Machine wash & dry, add more fresh catnip to refresh.
EZ to repair if mutilated.
NO RETURNS, NO WARRANTY/DISCLAIMER
Testimonial of a Kitten Human Caretaker: Generally the kittens destroy or mutilate one manufactured toy in a few days. This unadorned panty is created to last longer, but an aggressive chewer might break stitches or yarn. Please monitor your kittens play & toys for their safety. Thread and string is not safe for a kitten.
NO WARRANTY, because of the rough nature of play of some kittens we cannot estimate the length of time this will last.
Disclaimer/Warning All Kittens and aggressive Cat play should be closely monitored. Thread when chewed will break presenting a health risk if eaten. As a personal testimonial I found this less of a threat than that of eyes or limbs
or feathers that they eat in a matter of seconds on normal mfg toys that people find cute.
If you have concerns about threads, do not buy a sewn line of underwear. Instead, find your kitten edible underwear. We heard a rumor that Royal Baseball players
can help you in that area, but I am without a clue. Feel free to strip search any search engine for a possible alternative.
LIMITED AVAILABILITY OF DESIGN
Limited quantity. Styles and colors will change with recycled vintage clothing used.
This particular style should have no more than 25 available in total, then on to the next sweater.
The Royal budget was cut this year because of a big event. Material is recycled clothing. The Original Tag this item was recycled from is pictured below.
Vintage Emily M sweater sold at The Villager in the 1970's.
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